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xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2018 12:12 PM

Manifesto
 
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Part of the manifesto of Jim David Adkisson before attacking the Knoxville Unitarian Universalist church.

BigV 11-05-2018 12:46 PM

Good grief.

Sounds like the three ingredients for a radical stew were put in his pot and brought to a boil.

Fuuuuuuuck.

sexobon 11-05-2018 05:11 PM

Why that's just crazy talk, totally irresponsible. If you kill all the liberals now, it'll deprive future generations of Americans of the thrill. We must start liberal conservation programs and establish liberal sanctuaries to maintain the liberal population at a level that provides for recreational use of liberals without overpopulation which would destroy other resources. Don't forget that liberals have an important role to play in the event of global disasters like nuclear winter or a devastating meteor strike. When crops and livestock fail leading to famine, we'll need to harvest liberals for sustenance … oh wait, … there are no wines that pair well with liberals. Neverrrrmind, take all you want. Future generations can beget their own liberals.

xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2018 05:40 PM

But you see Adkisson wasn't killing for sustenance, not filling the freezer for winter, or even trying to help maintain an ecological balance.
He was just being mean, which is bad juju.

Gravdigr 11-05-2018 08:23 PM

He was trying to separate us from them, or, them from us (are we them or us, I forget) permanently.

Like ya do.

Glinda 11-05-2018 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1018255)
Why that's just crazy talk, totally irresponsible. If you kill all the liberals now, it'll deprive future generations of Americans of the thrill. We must start liberal conservation programs and establish liberal sanctuaries to maintain the liberal population at a level that provides for recreational use of liberals without overpopulation which would destroy other resources. Don't forget that liberals have an important role to play in the event of global disasters like nuclear winter or a devastating meteor strike. When crops and livestock fail leading to famine, we'll need to harvest liberals for sustenance … oh wait, … there are no wines that pair well with liberals. Neverrrrmind, take all you want. Future generations can beget their own liberals.


Griff 11-06-2018 06:31 AM

Hmmm... sounds a bit like Dad yesterday. Good thing he doesn't drive or I'd have to take his ammo.


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