Cellar fantasy football 2018
 

I've chopped 4 teams this year. The 4 that really didn't pay attention. This means we will have an easier time filling our rosters with quality players.

The teams remaining are in 2 divisions.

Slap & Tickle

Slap:
Helmets... Me
Chasers.. Amanda
Barking Toads. Ute
Goats.. Griff

Tickle:
Capybaras... Clobble
Troop... Zippy
Ruff Riders... Glatt
Forktards... Classicman

Log in, get your rankings set up for the draft on August 26th. Let me know if you need help.

Good luck this year!

So I won't be guaranteed 4 wins, huh?

The commish says I drafted shitty and will go 0-fer this year!

Auto-draft... may not pay off

They say I'll place 5th. Fuck 'em, they don't know what they're talking about.

When will I learn that auto-draft is not my friend?

Troop will SMASH again this Year !!!

You just never know. I got a C- and project 6th place finish. We'll see about that.

Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk

We’ll see what can be done when I get home.

Get your game on folks! Thursday Night Football.


I got the best back in the league who will not play this year. I'm sure his good attitude and suspension history will get him the contract he wants. The championship window is closing fast on the Big Ben era. The defense should be a year smarter and the receivers are ready maybe the Eagles would trade a spare QB to bring a terrible locker-room influence on board?

I was going to suggest that you handcuff with James Connor, but I see you beat me to the tip. Good luck tonight!


Your Stillers sound like they are as sick of his shit as I am of hearing about it. The agent wants him to sit until week 9, and then return for week 10 so the season counts for his free agency. He has 'outperformed' his contract. yeah.

He's a good player. you can't take that away from him. But the franchise tender is what, $14mil? and it's going to cost him $885k per game he misses. I guess money is not the issue.


He can always fall back on his cRap career.

Money probably started as the issue and it went south from there. There was less guaranteed money in the huge contract he was offered than in his current contract. If he stayed healthy and out of legal trouble $70M seems sufficient. The locker room has turned against him. The linemen have let it be known that Conner knows the playbook much better. The book on Conner is he's a touch slower but a lot smarter. I just wish they'd traded him for a high draft pick when he was worth something.

Update: Nice troll of the Pats by the Eagles last night apparently, I always support trolling the Pats.

Wasn't that beautiful? :D

"It was the same play the Patriots used — the one that Tom dropped." - Lane Johnson

Gorgeous.
https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/10...ed-again-video

We forgot to talk shit yesterday. We'll do better when everyone is snowed in.