Five Word Movie Reviews
 

Murder On The Orient Express (2017)

"What a magnificent fucking mustache."

Don't Put Baby In Corner.

what is a fucking mustache, though? does it have extra tendrils for sensation purposes, or a special waterproof coating? Or is it waxed into a solid pointy thing? :eek:

It tickles.

Also, it gives the grammar nazis something to do.:p:

50/50

Gordon-Levit, Rogan, Kendrick, fuck cancer

Don't talk about Fight Club

A Glass Case of Emotion

I can't pullover any farther!

What? Ridden on a horse?

A glitch in the Matrix

Dark Crimes

Damn. That is Jim Carrey!

I was stunned by Carrey's performance in this movie. Stunned. The movie was ok, no great shakes. But Carrey? Wow.

I didn't rent the movie so I didn't see the box, or Carrey's name on it. We were watching and we were all like 'Is that Jim Carrey? Looks like him, doesn't sound like him.' We'd convinced ourselves that it was some Polish actor that was his lost twin.