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xoxoxoBruce 02-02-2017 09:33 PM

Feb 3rd, 2017: Honeybee Pain
 
When kids go off to college they're moldable raw material. Higher education does strange things to some, and
the higher they go, more the chance of them running away screaming or developing strange behavior.
Case in point, Michael L. Smith, PhD Candidate, Department of Neurobiology and Behavior at Cornell University.

Since 1990 the Schmidt Sting Pain Index has been the standard for measuring pain from stinging critters.
The index goes from 0 (I fart in your direction) to 4 (son-of-a-bitch) and Schmidt used the honeybee sting
as the standard at 2, because more people worldwide are familiar with it.

But Mr Smith said, but all Schmidt’s stings were on the forearm, is it the same all over? :confused:
He made up a chart of 25 spots to test.

http://cellar.org/2017/sting pain1.jpg

He got 5 stings a day for three months prior to the experiment, to eliminate any allergic reactions.
He caught a bunch of hive guard Honeybees in a cage, grabbed them with forceps, and pressed them to flesh.
When he felt the sting he held the bee there for 5 seconds, pulled the bee off, and left the stinger in
for 1 minute. He did this 3 times, in each of the 25 locations, over 38 days. :mg:

http://cellar.org/2017/sting pain2.jpg

As long as only he was involved in his experiment, he avoided a bunch of legal, ethical, and
political obstacles, but with just one subject the results aren’t taken seriously by the medical community. :facepalm:
Personally, I feel it should earn him his PhD* though.

*Personal hell Deliberately

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sexobon 02-02-2017 09:43 PM

He has a job waiting for him at Gitmo.

Flint 02-03-2017 03:24 PM

9.0 on a scale of 1 to 4?

footfootfoot 02-03-2017 05:49 PM

So if a bee sting rates 2 and a nostril bee sting rates 9, then what do a scorpion sting and a nostril scorpion sting rate?

Pi 02-04-2017 04:33 AM

I would like to see pictures of the stinged areas

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classicman 02-04-2017 12:16 PM

stinged ... or ... stung. I still struggle with this ... that.

Gravdigr 02-04-2017 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 981309)
So if a bee sting rates 2 and a nostril bee sting rates 9, then what do a scorpion sting and a nostril scorpion sting rate?

Scorpion & bee nostrils are too small for such research.

footfootfoot 02-04-2017 04:42 PM

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Au contraire! Behold butterfly proboscis, for your night terror pleasure.

xoxoxoBruce 02-04-2017 05:01 PM

That must be why so many Butterflies become colonoscopy techs. :idea:

SPUCK 02-06-2017 02:17 AM

Research smeesearch, the guy was just a sadomasochist.


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