Worst Way to Die
 

I've hoped to be shot in bed by a jealous husband at the age of 110, but I know that won't happen.

I think this is about the worst way possible.

Pretty bad.

Joan of Arc, burned at the stake had to be pretty bad too, since she had to know it was coming so had the anticipation of the painful death as well as the painful death.

That mom getting killed by her nut job son who went on to kill all those kids in the school had a pretty easy way out. Shot in the head in your sleep. Not bad. Go to sleep at night and don't even know you are getting shot.

Yes the anticipation would suck but a couple of breaths of fire and she's out, not two days of suffering. Six of one, half dozen of another I guess.

Pretty bad? It's horrible!

And it drove Gilles De Rais insane because he loved her so much.

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Why?

Says the shooter's a coward.

You're kidding, right?:eyebrow:

You did read his post? In it's entirety? All 5 lines of it?

"Why?" does not always mean what one thinks.
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When I was 20 I went biking through Yellowstone with a buddy of mine. All the springs were cordoned off so you couldn't get close enough to really get a good look at them. I asked the ranger what the story was and he said the previous week a couple of guys were walking around with one of their dogs, some water retrieving kind of dog, (you can see where this is going) who decided to jump into the boiling water.

Man's best friend's best friend DOVE into the water to rescue his boiled dog. Man's best friend's best friend's best friend WADED in after him! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

The first two were pretty much dead instantly, the other guy probably instantly wished he was dead. It's all fun and games until you boil your nuts off.

This was 1980, I think. I may have to look it up.

I think it would be pretty awful to die slowly and consciously, knowing you were leaving someone you loved and who loved you thinking you didn't love them, and having no way to let them know.

Oh you meant physical pain and injury? sorry can't help. Obviously knowing fuck-all about it would be the best way

What's most sad to me is that I'm not sure who thinks they are unloved in that scenario. In any case it seems awful when people die with unspoken feelings in their hearts.

Maybe more so if they are being slowly roasted at the time.

Long pork

Boasting much, LJ?

Yum!

This girl gets it.