Is Radar out of touch with reality?
 

Let the voting begin.

It's really poor form to vote anything but "yes", since the other answers suggest a kind of certainty that is the root of radar's problem.

I've never been wrong about this much certainty and I'm still not.

In honor of Radar, people ought to vote "Absolutely!".

Isn't it a little unfair that there isn't a "no" option? I mean, I think we're all reasonable people here, right? Are we that certain he's crazy?

There is no such entity as "no".

     Now now, gentlemen. Let's play nice. Let's not let absolutist certainty spread or we'll never have an intelligent discussion around here again.

I wish I could just put a brain in your skull so you could understand what I've said but no matter how easy I explain it, you're too Arkansas-like to get it.

But Whit, it's so much fun being right all the time. Don't you see the joy endless threads that go absolutly no where bring us. I like to think of it as Radar's merry-go round of togetherness

Radar states his opinon, we say something in opposition, Radar says no he's right we are wrong, we agree with a few of Radars points then provide proof that Radar could possibly be wrong on others, Radar says no he's right everyone else is wrong, we try and be reasonable and once agian provide some form of proof, Radar say he's right and calls us (insert favorite Radar bad mouthing name here). It's an endless cycle, but so much fun. :rolleyes:

I have explained my points clearly, intelligently, and in an easy to understand method yet you keep claiming you don't understand what I'm saying. What else am I to believe when what I've said is easy enough for a drunken Montana farmer to grasp yet you can't?

     I'm kind of proud that most of his bad mouthing has been reserved for me of late. Perhaps Radar will pronounce me King Idiot of the Idiot Sea that is the Cellar?

As bugfuck out of his mind crazy as he is, I have to admit a grudging admiration for his persistence.

Most people who have his inability to adjust attitude don't stick around for more than a half-dozen posts.

Although I do find myself wondering if a period of agreeing with him would be enough to cause him to lose interest and wander off. I don't have the ability to do this myself, but surely there is someone here that could ...

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'Wolf

P.S. Let me save you the trouble.

"No, there isn't. And stop calling me Shirley."

Can you touch smoke?

You can't touch a fart. It's not tangible. You may be able to touch an ass from which a fart comes, but you can't touch the fart.

     Slang might if you asked him nice, wolf. He's got a soft spot for the guy.
     I wonder if I "saw the light" if he would have me? He really seems to not like me. I don't understand. I've been friendly...

     Hey! There will be no Fart touching around here! Bad Syc!

     Dammit syc! I had already responded to the post you deleted! Don't do that!

[Edit: From response to Syc to bitching at Syc.]