france
 

Time, I guess, to ban 'military-grade, high-capacity, high-powered, assault' trucks.

Nobody needs that many torques.

There should be required training and licensing before people are allowed to drive those trucks. Oh wait, there is ... never mind.

Dear City of Philadelphia,

I would like to officially apologize for hating on the idea of closing off a large section of the city's roads to all traffic, in order to manage the crowds on the Parkway during the Pope's visit.