@Sundae
 

Professor Pilausson would like to thank you for the interesting object you sent for his perusal. He has had a chance to give it an initial examination, and feels quite confident in his assessment that it is indeed genuinely delicious.

What did she send?

Some poop.

Did Ali make it?

What a rude question!

I heard she makes really tasty poop

More sort of pre-poo, really. A small but academically significant quantity of dog chocolate addressed to:

Emeritus Prof. Pilausson
c/o Dr Dani




He's the world's foremost expert on the history of poo.