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Flint 05-12-2015 08:46 PM

Who is Undertoad, really? We demand answers.
 
Evidence has come to light that the so-called "Undertoad" is actually a psychopathic shut-in, who, with the aid of a veritable army of cleverly-designed chat-bots, has been manipulating a small number of actual, unsuspecting web patrons. To what end are you playing these innocent folks like so many cheap fiddles in a symphony the likes of which absolutely sickens me, sir? The only thing more damning than your continued silence on this subject is the tirade of filth-strewn lies and obfuscations I expect you will spew forth, if in fact you have the guts to say anything at all.

BigV 05-12-2015 08:54 PM

Hi Flint!

Flint 05-12-2015 08:59 PM

Oh, hi there, "BigV" :::eyes you suspiciously:::
I suspect you may be one of the real ones, considering we went out to the Tardis Room in Portland and you showed me your weird doohickey.

Undertoad 05-12-2015 09:00 PM

My filters have determined that this thread should be added to my vanity searches.

Flint 05-12-2015 09:01 PM


Undertoad 05-12-2015 09:25 PM

There is no way for me to know whether what you've said is true. There have been several posters here who have been delusional; we expect, through some mental illness. One schizophrenic poster came to believe that he'd co-written the lyrics to some of the popular music he listened to. I have no way to know whether I, too, am under some sort of similar delusion. The other posters here may well be me and I do not know it.

sexobon 05-12-2015 09:31 PM

Je suis Undertoad.

xoxoxoBruce 05-12-2015 10:05 PM

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Piss-ants...

infinite monkey 05-12-2015 10:28 PM

I heart flint and undertoad! So sue me! :)

Flint 05-13-2015 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 928317)
There is no way for me to know whether what you've said is true. There have been several posters here who have been delusional; we expect, through some mental illness. One schizophrenic poster came to believe that he'd co-written the lyrics to some of the popular music he listened to. I have no way to know whether I, too, am under some sort of similar delusion. The other posters here may well be me and I do not know it.

Correct, grasshopper, for You Can't Prove You Exist.

footfootfoot 05-13-2015 06:07 AM

Piss ants? Sounds painful.

Griff 05-13-2015 07:57 PM

Them the ants whats trained to go get kidney stones?


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