Uphill Gardening
 

It took me more than 4 hours to reach the climax, but I got a lot of Japanese Spurge firmed into the dirt.

What? Oh, Pachysandra.
You're ground covering somewhere?
A hill?

When you catch your breath, grab a beer and 'splain.

several beers in already. But yes, you got it. you might need to use urban dictionary for the title to get the full amusement value, though

Snort.

I've never needed four hours before, if she ain't there in a half-hour, she's on her own...


...but, I have spurged in the dirt a few times, though.

Since you asked....


http://s3.postimg.org/906ohtio3/uphillgardener.gif

are you amused yet?

Uphill Gardener was one of my FILs favorite terms.

but really.... who calls a plant "spurge"? When I first saw it I nearly died laughing

Profanisauris doesn't mention Pachysandra.

That's because that's racist

(wish I knew how to insert the gif but too lazy to try any more...)