I'm Barack
 

You beat me to it. If only I hadn't played that last game of darts ...

New user title: Amateur Crastinator

But I love my current user title. I can't choose! Existential angst ...

They got him to smile for that picture by telling him to say "monnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Once again, there's nothing to see here.

Stop Russian into things.

But he has Roman eyes and Russian hands. Or is it the other way 'round?

It's as plain as the mole on yo--nose, plain as the nose on your face.