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Prince Of The 404 01-14-2014 09:42 AM

Noobsauce In Your Grill!
 
You ever see those infomercials on vacuum-sealing food? You know....those ones you watch at 2:45 in the morning, naked and eating an entire box of Little Debbie swiss rolls? Not because you particularly like them, and you'd rather have some cosmic brownies (also by LD) but because it's the only thing available in the house and you don't want to get up and drive 5.8 miles to the truck stop next to the Interstate to grab BAR-B-Q Fritos, Cinnamon rolls and a Slurpee because that prostitute Candy Jenkins is always asking you for $7 dollars and you have to roll whatever loose change you have in your pocket in the opposite direction to make her chase after it so you can get away?

Yeah, me too, ALL the time.

Glad we could reach a connection point early on by finding an experience I'm sure at one point in time that we've all shared.

Thanks and see you around.

.P404.

glatt 01-14-2014 09:51 AM

Hi Prince Of The 404,
welcome!

Prince Of The 404 01-14-2014 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 889333)
Hi Prince Of The 404,
welcome!

Thank you very much. :)

fargon 01-14-2014 10:54 AM

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here.






I Not Krazy I'm OK They Will Never Take Me Away!!!

Prince Of The 404 01-14-2014 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon (Post 889339)
Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here.






I Not Krazy I'm OK They Will Never Take Me Away!!!

My old cell-mate gave me THAT same advice and proclaimed the very same thing. Big Bubba Johnson....that you? :eyebrow:

monster 01-14-2014 11:25 AM

hmmm.

Prince Of The 404 01-14-2014 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 889342)
hmmm.

Hmmm, indeed.

I like your signature....Sometimes I enjoy ingesting medium quantities of Strychnine, Asbestos, Silica sand and Thallium mixed in a shot glass with liquefied Zyklon B, that's given to me by a 6'7 Jewish man named Vilhem Von Klassen-burg, who likes to be called Amelia Earhart.

Coincidence? I didn't think so either. :)

monster 01-14-2014 11:41 AM

Definitely not a coincidence.

Prince Of The 404 01-14-2014 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 889345)
Definitely not a coincidence.

See? :heart-on:

Nirvana 01-14-2014 12:04 PM

You can check out anytime you like... but you can never leave...

Sundae 01-14-2014 12:19 PM

Hello Prince.
I'm not sure I understood a word of your post.

Oh, except for the naked bit.
Pics or it never happened.

Prince Of The 404 01-14-2014 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 889349)
You can check out anytime you like... but you can never leave...

LOVE The Eagles....

Prince Of The 404 01-14-2014 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 889356)
Hello Prince.
I'm not sure I understood a word of your post.

Oh, except for the naked bit.
Pics or it never happened.

Are we trading? :D

Gravdigr 01-14-2014 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince Of The 404 (Post 889331)
You ever see those infomercials on vacuum-sealing food? You know....those ones you watch at 2:45 in the morning, naked and eating an entire box of Little Debbie swiss rolls? Not because you particularly like them, and you'd rather have some cosmic brownies (also by LD) but because it's the only thing available in the house and you don't want to get up and drive 5.8 miles to the truck stop next to the Interstate to grab BAR-B-Q Fritos, Cinnamon rolls and a Slurpee because that prostitute Candy Jenkins is always asking you for $7 dollars and you have to roll whatever loose change you have in your pocket in the opposite direction to make her chase after it so you can get away?

Get. Out. Of. My. Head.

Molasar 01-14-2014 04:45 PM

I think I'll just loosen the cork on that bottle of mind bleach, I think I'm gonna be needing to keep it handy any time soon :eek:


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