Happy Birthday My Moustache
 

I turned 45 (ugh) a few weeks ago, and it just occurred to me the other day that, if I'm 45, my moustache is thirty years old!!!

It could first be seen when I was fifteen. I have never shaved it off.

Happy birthday, Mr. Moustache!

Pics, or it didn't happen.

In this case, an age-dated series to show progression.
Otherwise we can assume a recent hair transplant.

Oh, I'm way too cheap to pay for something like that.