Food from ajar
 

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your nuts

Your door is ajar.

No, my door is a door.

When are posters not posters?

When they're nuts.

ah but do you adore your door with great ardor?

Whats your favorite food that comes in a jar?

Used to be Nutella.

Then food poisoning happened.

Probably salsa. Or jam. Hmm, or maybe honey. It's not gefilte fish.

Rollmops or pickled onions.
Damn my mouth is watering now. I think there is a lonely pickled onion calling me from the fridge.

olives.

or snapkroobles.

You cannot get food poisoning from Nutella.

lalalalalalalal I'm not listening to you lalalalallalalalalallalalalala

word

In Nutella's defense -- it was a crepe with fruit and Nutella. Not sure which part was to blame, but that Nutella wasn't so delicious on the way back up. To boot, I was 4 months pregnant at the time and ended up hospitalized for dehydration.

That said, I've never had a problem with Nutella straight from the jar. I'm just... not in a hurry to taste it again.

moonshine

Thats not food ...thats medicine