Pope Benedict Redesigns
 

"to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to endure another minute of these gaudy drapes, for this reason, and well aware of the seriousness of this act, with full freedom I declare that I see a sparser, more neutral palette as being more to my liking. Maybe some mauve accents and a lovely carpet that would really tie the room together."

And a bear rug. Leave the head on. We want to know who this bear was. [/paraphrasing Dimitri Martin]