Kill Your Tofu
 

Kill your tofu.

Please.

Thank you.





http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=28598

I will murder tofu in the name of hobos

There was a song in the 80s by some local Burlington band, entitled "Kill your parents, then we'll talk"

I think it was a Burlington band. Screaming Broccoli? I don't remember.

Guns don't kill tofu. Forks kill tofu.


Use the fork, Lucy.

Keep your fork, there's pie!

My new diet calls for tofu but no pie. :(

What about tofu pie? Is there a prohibition against sweets? I have some amazing tofu recipes, btw

tofu panda

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Yes, I'm not allowed sweets. I've never managed to make tofu taste good, but I guess that'll have to change. Recipes are welcome!

@monster - that tofu panda is amazing

OK. Recipes.

I have a super-sexy one-off comic called Kill Your Boyfriend (Grant Morrison)
Bought for me by my then boyfriend, who owned a comc shop but was definitely not Comic Shop Guy. More like Bill Bailey in Spaced. But thinner.

I keep hoping the world will recognise it for the masterpiece it is, and I can sell it for bajillions of dollars.
But it's good to just own it and get it out every now and then.
Sex and drugs and occasional buggery. Very Withnail.

I put it to you that you are either easily amazed...

...or you have been away from real food WAY too long.


:p:

The latter, of course.

When I try to eat real food it tastes like metal, or something even nastier. I decided to break my diet and try a home-baked chocolate peanut butter cupcake this morning. All the staff were having orgasms over them. So I tasted one and ... let's just say it tasted as bad as peanut butter should taste if you just look at it.

Sigh. No real food for me. :(

Grav - I'm not under any real illusions I am sitting on a goldmine with my comic. I know the real pleasure I get from it will never be financial. It's great though. Maybe nearly even amazing.

And I'm with Ortho re the tofu.
Maybe I need an easily amazed tattoo somewhere to warn people of this capacity :)