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JBKlyde 12-24-2012 10:21 PM

I Stand for God and Country
 
My Country, despite the Obama Revolution of Working Class New South. Is very much a Christian Nation. IF Not I would not be able to stand before you right here and say. I'm Free. I tested a black hole on Saddam Insane and and He Got recycled. Do you dare challenge this Black Hole and think that Your Life Too will Not get sucked up. I can prove that despite Obama's CLAIM that America is not Christian Nation. Do you see all the lights?? They are Celebrating what?? Not Patriots, Not Presidents, Not War, THey are celebrating CHRISTmas and that's what the people want. There is a very THIN red line of Media Sharks who think they can mislead the people. If you decide Obama's LIE is TRUE you are on the wrong side of love and you are treading very thin Ice. My country is the USA.

Disclaimer: Having a nut hanging contest is like the nastiest thing you could ever do so don't let them hand too long.

sexobon 12-25-2012 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 845213)
I Stand for God and Country

That means you get to be Marie. I'll be Donny and say that I stand for God and Rock 'n Roll!

JBKlyde 12-25-2012 01:28 PM

say what??

Griff 12-25-2012 02:48 PM


JBKlyde 12-25-2012 03:51 PM

radio edit: I can prove that despite Obama's CLAIM that America IS a Christian Nation.

I dunno I write faster than I think.. and I think faster than I act. America Is a Christian Nation. Presidents have NO right to dictate what there socio-religious doctrines are.. hey you don't believe in Santa, Fine, but don't ruin it for those who do.

monster 12-25-2012 06:47 PM

Almost all religions have a festival of lights at this time of year. It's got bollock-all to do with CHRISTmas and everything to do with the nights being long and the days being short in the northern Hemisphere.

Sincerely, your local neighborhood non-citizen atheist who has thousands of lights decorating the house and yard and gets thank you cards from the neighbors for cheering them up by keeping them in throughout long, miserable January.

JBKlyde 12-25-2012 07:24 PM

And it's only miserable because Santa gave you coal...

monster 12-26-2012 07:52 PM

1) read.... ain't miserable for me
2) coal ....burns -perfect for January fires
3) Santa ... really? How does that really fit with christianity? please do explain.

sexobon 12-27-2012 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 845415)
... 3) Santa ... really? How does that really fit with christianity? please do explain.

Santa and the Easter bunny are often regarded as childhood surrogates for Jesus Christ compatible with children's level of understanding.

Rhianne 12-27-2012 09:21 AM

No, no. Santa symbolises the wise men, trudging through the Palestinian snow to deliver booties and a new romper suit for the baby Christ and some cheap aftershave for his step-dad. Don't you people read your holy books?

monster 12-27-2012 09:34 PM

that was clearly where the hole in my book was.....

sexobon 12-28-2012 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 845467)
No, no. Santa symbolises the wise men, trudging through the Palestinian snow to deliver booties and a new romper suit for the baby Christ and some cheap aftershave for his step-dad. Don't you people read your holy books?

I liked a Christmas card I saw with the three wise men on camels, the wise man in the lead holding a small chest of gold. One of the two trailing wise men says to the other "He brought gold, there goes the $15.00 gift limit!

Undertoad 12-28-2012 06:50 AM

It turns out the wise men are not in the bible. Another invented Christianity thing!

Clodfobble 12-28-2012 10:11 AM

Well, technically they're there. They just don't have names or a specific number, nor do they arrive at the manger, but rather sometime later after the birth.

My mother-in-law sets up her nativity each year with the wise men figurines set up way off to the side, to indicate that they were traveling, not there yet. Gotta settle that cognitive dissonance somehow...

infinite monkey 12-28-2012 10:13 AM

Yabbut there are plenty of wiseacres, or wisenheimers, in the bible. :lol:


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