Knock knock
 

Stupid fun lifted from book face.

Do a knock knock joke using your last name, middle name or the model of your car. Or suggest a different topic, I dont care....

Knock knock
Who's there
Helm
Helm who?
Helm ake you sorry you asked!

Ok, it's ghey. But we're not on land here, folks. International waters rules apply. It's not gay if youre in jail or at sea.

knock knock
who's there
V
V who?
...
V vish you a merry christmas
V vish you a merry christmas
V VISH you a merry christmas
und a happy new year!

....

posted not on land but at sea, f'reals

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gum
Gum who?
Gum inside, it's cold out there.

Yeah, it's weak.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Griff
Griff who?
Grifters git yer gun!

um yeah, still weak.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Infi
Infi who?
Infi minutes imma bust down yo door!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Fobble
Fobble who?

Fobble Lobble La, La la la la!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cherry
Cherry who?
Cherry Garcia!

Yes I know it's the name of an ice-cream.
It's funny to me though, because I got Jerry Garcia mixed up with Jimmy Hoffa. Meh, I only knew them through references in books. Pre-internet obviously.

You can imagine how much bafflement I was subjected to before I managed to distinguish between them. Not my fault people in another country viewed them as working class heroes for different reasons.

Knock knock
who's there?
glatt
glatt who?
glatt to meet you.


That right there is comic gold. ;)

Fried gold, Glatt.
A slice of.

I know, right? ;)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Foot
Foot who?
Foot for thought.

Knock knock
whose their (for infi)?
Spexx
Spexx who?
Spexx um of you to laugh at this

Lucky for you, I won't be here all week

Can we write some for other people? Too late...

Knock knock (on foto-mat door)
Who's there?
Sundae
Sundae who?
Sundae my prints will come!

I larfed! :3eye:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lighter
Lighter who?
Lighter a little ? Like a cigarette burn or something. Dana C.