Want? Remember, it is Black Friday!
 

Think Geek has this little number.

btw its only $29,999.

But it doesn't qualify for free shipping. :eyebrow:

maybe you could try Amazon?

OK, but how will it take you to build a shed for it?
You can't seriously be thinking your wife would let you bring that in the house. :eyebrow:

That's one of those things you hide your spare house key under, isn't it?

It would be a bad idea to put that in my bubble castle.

Yeah, people who live in bubble castles shouldn't stow thrones

:lol:

My belly hurts from laughing. That was perfect!

sometimes you're so good you're delicious! This is one of those times.

:lol: Perfect!! What Tril said. :lol:

:golf clap:

Yes, yes, what an exemplary performance....

I cbolled

foot, you need to be on stage...the next one out of town. Ba DUM dum.

Seriously, you and I need to go on the road. Yeah, I can be the straight man, i'm actually a good comedic actress when given the opportunity. We'll be rich and famey!

But no shenanigans on the road. I take my comedic work very seriously. I'll not have you blowing all our profits on sex drugs and rock & roll. ;)