I go ho' to ho' for an increased lawyer's tryst in Italy
 

and for $50 you can watch.

50 per ho, or 50 for the whole ho show?

Besides, much longer you won't be able to get a ho-ho.

I ask you, HOW does someone fuck up HOSTESS?

I don't even.

HAHAHAHAAA!

yrly. We're all such unhealthy eatin' heathens and all.

bakers were striking for hazard pay?

was in line at safeway tonight, the gal ahead of me was aaaaallllmost done being checked out when the manager hurried up and put two boxes of twinkies on her part of the conveyor belt.

They're collector's items now, and the hoarding has begun.