Invent a sexuality!
 

Metrosexual ... heteroflexual ...

I'll have to come out as hetero-unsuccessful. Or maybe azzuro-lunar-sexual.

well i guess i would be a "pandaphiliac".

The old joke goes I'm trisexual. I'll try anything




but I'm not

If things get much worse I may become buysexual.

I'm an autonecrophiliac. I'm always fucking myself dead.

I'm a comosexual. I only get turned on if Perry Como records are playing.

My friend is a promosexual and only gets turned by infomercials.

Phonosexual. I wrote a song about it; You turn me on I'm a radio...

Mofosexual: only has sex with complete jerks.

Spexxuality: self-explanatory. ;)

:blush:

:thumb2:

already invented: technosexual (long, an interesting read)

lumberphelia


all da ladies gotz it.

+ dirty old mansexual

[stolen joke]

So, if three people have sex it's a threesome.

If two people have sex it's a twosome.

So why did that girl just say "Hello, handsome!"?