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Big Sarge 09-24-2012 01:54 PM

Australian Women?
 
After a long debate, I realize there are women in Australia. My question is are they marsupials? Seems like everything else has a pouch down there. I would try to figure it out by watching Australian porn, but the thought terrifies me

footfootfoot 09-24-2012 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 831620)
After a long debate, I realize there are women in Australia. My question is are they marsupials? Seems like everything else has a pouch down there. I would try to figure it out by watching Australian porn, but the thought terrifies me

They are placental

Gravdigr 09-24-2012 05:04 PM

They're all named Bruce.


Australian vaginas are venomous, aren't they?

Trilby 09-24-2012 05:30 PM

Sarge - this time you are in Waaaaay over your head.

zippyt 09-24-2012 05:41 PM

Australian vaginas are venomous, aren't they?

I can speak from experience here when i say NO they are Not

Big Sarge 09-24-2012 06:13 PM

Surely there is an anti-venom by now

sexobon 09-24-2012 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 831620)
... I would try to figure it out by watching Australian porn, but the thought terrifies me

There's still time to find out another way. If you drop dead before Aliantha gives birth, you could be reincarnated as her baby and get the inside story. :litebulb:

Big Sarge 09-24-2012 09:21 PM

That's a scary thought!

ZenGum 09-24-2012 11:50 PM

You just need to learn how to do an Australian Kiss.

Like a French Kiss, only ... Down Under ....

Big Sarge 09-25-2012 02:10 PM

Does the pouch get in the way?

DanaC 09-25-2012 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 831739)
Does the pouch get in the way?

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ur doin it rong.

footfootfoot 09-25-2012 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 831739)
Does the pouch get in the way?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 831750)
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ur doin it rong.

Yeah, if there's a pouch then there's probably an Adam's Apple. Bad sign.:facepalm:

Gravdigr 09-25-2012 04:09 PM

Top notch advice right there.

Aliantha 09-25-2012 07:22 PM

I read this thread yesterday. I'm going to leave it for Ducky to deal with though. I'm just not sure what to say.

Maybe sandy.

footfootfoot 09-25-2012 09:19 PM

Australian women are teh hotness. Look at Kate Blanchett or what's her name Kidman, and Toni Collette.


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