Pubs have the corner on evil
 

Yes!

All that booze! The loose women and men! Juke boxes! Buffalo wings!

The Devil's workshop.

Denslow: Now wait a minute, hear me out! Now you kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-Man video games, don't you see?

--Baseketball

Wish I knew the reference...*sigh*

Okay. I am not going mad then.
I'm just exceptionally slow.

Hey, I'm in a different time zone you know.
Satellite delay to the brain and all that.

The Music Man?

Carpe manana.