Baby You Can Hit My Car
 

Or: Infinite Monkey's Incredibly Bad Luck with Vehicles Part III: The Alley's Revenge.

Yeah, so I was at my friend's house yesterday and I parked in the back, where one alley runs perpendicular to the other. Apparently someone didn't negotiate that turn very well.

I didn't see it until this morning when I was getting gas. I don't see the passenger side as a general rule. I wish I had seen it before I left there.

I think some of it could be buffed out because there isn't really any damage to the quarter panel except rubbed in paint and a couple chips.

FML FML FML FML FML

Unabomber cabin still for sale?

That sucks, Infi. Maybe you'd be better off with a horse.

I'd love to have a horse, and a horse lifestyle, and a horse barn and a horse farm and a horse house, a horse pool and a horse porch and nothing but horses and riding and enjoying and NO humans. Not one. Because I'm really not seeing much use for humans these days.

How about horsehead bookends?

Certainly horse head bookends would be in keeping with my all horse motif.

All horses. All the time.

Damn ... Just asking here, but does your car have one of these on it?

IM, you need to set your gaze in another direction.
Lately, you've been seeing too many horses asses.

We just paid $940 to keep the Windstar running ....and now it looks like another $500 repair is needed...... If only I hadn't written off the Focus, we could afford to replace it...... i feel your pain, even if mine is caused by the gremlins rather than the humans.....

Classic, I do actually have that on my car. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously! ;)

Lamp, I live in ohio. It is nothing but horses asses!

Monster, I feel your pain because car maintenance and obsolescence sucks but PEOPLE KEEP RUNNING INTO ME! :lol:

GREMLINS KEEP FUCKING WITH MY CAR!!!!!! I think Belle Tire employ them......