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What would happen if Chuck Norris tried to smash a Nokia mobile phone?

The mobile phone would break.

The person holding the other end of the line would be smashed into delicious human flavored jam.

Jam? A savory chutney perhaps. But delicious nonetheless.

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Finland would fall into the sea.

All deserts would turn to glass.

Aliens would land on the planet....President Obama would call Chuck...(cross thread points?)

From then on it would be called just KIA.