Surfing the web and I found...
 

...this little gem of hipocrisy.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

The town they say they're church is at (Freeburg - something like that) doesn't exist. The church doesn't either. I had to shake my head at this one.

From Wiki

The site was created by Chris Harper, who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University (founded by Jerry Falwell) in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.
The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism.

holy fuckballs.

that's a troll's nest for sure. I want those five minutes back Madman. You jerk.

Wait...you want him masturbate on command?

Kink. E.

Thanks for the genuine laugh-out-loud moment!

Go to http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4440 at Madman's site and scroll down to one of Pastor Billy-Reuben's posts. Look at all his little medals and run your mouse across them - particularly the ones from the middle on.

I'm still laughing!

Aww. The 'Cathlick' priest only gets three medals...and they're not 'good' ones. :lol:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/image...l-her-once.gif
WTF is with that one?

Wifebeater (they should only need told once...).

Like I said - WTF is with that?

Awesome!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

Oh, yeah? I'll show them--I'll debate the dickens out of them! ha ha ha Genius!

And don't forget to send your kids to the right school...

http://www.morningwoodacademy.com/