Sexual Immortality
 

Remember that time, yeah that was awesome.

"In the end, there can be only one."

Is having sex with your own clone a form of masturbation?

No but if you slipped off the bed, you'd be making an obscene clone fall.

Brilliant.

Embarrassed that I had to say that out loud twice before I got it.
Well done that chap.

I have finite sexual fame.
I was a couple of people's firsts. Not necessarily intercourse, but certainly experience.

do they even have penis's?? all those guys and only one princess no wander Darth Vader went nuts..

I was one guy's first, and I'm confident he'll still remember me when he's old. One other will probably remember because he hates me, and of course I don't expect the one I married to forget me. But the rest, nah, I think they'll all forget my name eventually.

I was my first's first.

I would give anything to see that night as a porn flick.

One, because she was on the gymnastics team (no, really).

Two, because I bet it's hilarious.