Orders, captain?
 

It's an emergency.

Everyone issue one or two orders. After twenty posts we try to figure out what happened.


Both engines to full! Thirty degrees right rudder!

Bosun, get that spotlight WORKING!

Secure your equipment!

Stand by to stand by!

Find the cocktail shaker!!! And the toilet roll!!!!


Sent by thought transference

All hands start bailing.

and For the love of God, someone cage the monkey!

Batten down the hatches. Tally me bananas.

Bartender, I'll have a gin 'n tonic please.


( different sort of orders ya' know )

Find that G spot!

Find me something to crack this with.

Barkeep !!, I'm still waiting on that G 'n T , and set up the young lady monstah with a Screwdriver would ya.

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Gentlemen, synchronize your watches!

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

Every one shut the fuck up! I'm in command!

Do whatever you want to the woman, but leave me alone!

Hand me that piano.

Up periscope!

Damn the torpedoes!

I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!

All she's got isn't good enough! What else ya got?

I have a small aubergine.....

When in worry or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Look busy.