You look nice today
 

Have you lost some weight?

That shirt goes with your eyes.

So I usually look nasty?

You think I'm fat?

My shirt is red, you asshole.

Did you get your hair cut? It flatters your face.

Thanks its the chemo and I got faced on 9/11.

I like you, monster. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.

You calling me a thief?

Griff, you have a very talented plastic surgeon.

No more complications, I hope.

You know how I look today?


With my eyes!!!


...and I laughed and laughed.

:sweat:

No nose??? How does he smell?

Not bad.

Your kids are very well behaved.

Did you raise them yourself?

Nah, once they started misbehaving I drugged them up and sent them off to boarding school. I think there's something wrong with them, truth be told.

I don't just look nice tonight, I smell and taste nice tonight.
But thanks for noticing.

My darling, you are wonderful tonight. :D