For crossword fans ...
 

There's one here, and a new one goes up each month (set by a fiendishly twisted mind, not mine)

I printed it!

Over here, we call them cryptic crosswords. I love them. They're just regular crosswords over there, aren't they? I mean, you don't have crosswords like ours that have straightforward clues, as a rule, do you?

Tell him bravo.

Are we supposed to solve here?

No, we call'em cryptics too. Solve where you like - there's no prize (there used to be a much coveted, hotly contested prize of a basket of cheese for the winner locally. Now it's just done for the glory). I will pass on all comments to Mr Twisted!

Could Mr Twisted be Mr Limey?
I know he's a worvert.