Get Me in the Christmas Spirit
 

I'm always a bah-humbug, but this year is worse than usual. I'm completely and totally disinterested in this dumb holiday. Give me some genuine holiday cheer and help me look forward to this weekend. Pretty please.

You want someone to jingle your bells?

Did you know that when the three wise men came to visit baby Jesus they drove a Honda?

The Bible says they came of one Accord...

You could dye your bush green, then get someone to help ya dickoreat it!

:lol2:

I'm not a big holiday cheerleader, but staying home to love my woman and play with my kids works for me. Avoid unnecessary outings as you would other works of the Debil.

Don your gay apparel and go shopping. :D

Post 6...got me all christmasy!

Thanks, I'd forgotten. That was aces. :)

Post #6:

Outstanding!!

Truly.

Try this:

I'm glad I'm not the only Bah Hugbum, Clod.

But today I saw a couple working guys going back to their truck and one of them had a Santy hat on and I actually smiled at them. That's a good sign.

What usually does it for me is remembering my grandpa reading The Night Before Christmas to us grandkids. He always changed it to "opened the window and threw up the hash." :lol:

wrapping presents always gets me rolling. I like to wrap one or two early on and stick them under the tree.

Of course, getting the tree is really where it starts.

Clod, maybe after the seeds are in bed, turn the lights off, tree on, and have a glass of wine and wrap some presents?

Ah yes, maybe the wine could be a critical missing component. I'm used to my "down time" being during the day when the kids are in school/therapy, and evening is reserved for stressing about the next day. :) But if I got liquored up maybe I'd forget to do that part.

Do it! You deserve it.

Sending you loads of lazy, I have plenty. You can use it tonight.