Upbraiding Windows
 

Windows, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times to shut the door when you leave the room, and turn out the lights! Do you think money grows on trees? Do you think that I spend all day at the factory so you can waste money on lights and heating? Back in my day we didn't have heating. We breathed on each other to keep warm. You kids are so spoiled today. Now go to your room and clean it, then do your homework. NO, do your homework first, then clean your room. And if I hear ONE MORE PEEP out of you...


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Mrs. Moriarity:I never worry Mr. Stones, especially when there’s a high heeled foreign lady and her heathen servant waiting for ya on the footpath below

Hemlock Stones: Ahhh a case at last

Dr. Flotsam: Well show her up!

Mrs. Moriarity: I’d be glad to (walks out door and calls down to woman) Mr. Stones will see you now; you cheap whore! Hee hee hee

--The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra

Yeah! :lol:

You mean "Winblows."

Anyway, the winblows? Nothing really matters to me, to me.