"Pull the door to" vs. "Close the door over"
 

In Zack and Miri Make a Porno they kept saying, "You didn't close the door--you just closed it over!" Excuse me, what? Where do they say this?

In cheap European pron? No, I didn't click the link.

Car: Your door is ajar

Me: No, my door is a DOOR

Flint flint
A magical gent
Strike him on steel
And he will glint

(I plan to write a flint pome every day for the rest of my life, hoping it will entice him to post more.)

Either is correct, just so long as you remember to outen the lights put.

A hang yourself up in the closet, your coat.

Put them side by each

Nize baby.