I think my gall bladder and I
 

may need to part company :(

on the bright side, I guess that answers what to do with our unspent money from the flex-account......

That sucks. I'm sorry. How are you feeling?

The good news is, it's a pretty simple procedure and you'll feel so much better after it's done. :)

is kinda hurty, but I'm feeling better than 20 minutes ago. I have three friends who've said goodbye to theirs recently. It's almost an epidemic! Guess I should make an appt to see the doc tomorrow.

are you belching a lot???

Pain???

What?

la Crise de Foie!

What? Is that like ambergris?

I don't think we'll get any ambergris out of this monster.

Wait. A. Second.

First with the German, now with the French.

Are you trying to 'A Fish Named Wanda' me?

Coz if you are...

I can't belch, Bri. Srsly. But I would be if I could.

But pain in just the right place and a few other things, and it ain't the first time...... and fatty foods are usually featured in the moments before......

Je peux parlez Francais aussie. und ein bisschen Deutsch. Also, i have a British accent. Do you think I'm sexy? I won't do leather elbow patches, though.....

No leather elbow patches, you say? But you will do the wig?


That feeling of not being able to belch is the worst. Ugh.

I feels for ya, chicka, i really do. Your eyes ain't yella, are they?

no yellow eyes, although they've never been very white.....

I have never belched in my life. I just can't. It finds other ways to escape..... Belching seemslike it could be more fun. I'd belch lady gaga's repertoire and a little simon and Garfunkel for balance....

Pain is gone for now, TFFSM

Pardon my ignorance, but what's wrong with your gall bladder, Monster?

Fuck this getting old shit, right?

hurts.

yeah. And what's with the gallstones and being female? like we don't already have our fair share of large things being forced through small passages.....

I wouldn't trade genders with you for all tea in China.

Granted, you've cornered the market in boobies...but the rest of it? God bless you. I'm going to go pee standing to up.