Not the dumbest e-mail we've received at work...
 

But it's in the top 10:

"I was going to make a cash donation today, but observed that your donation web page lists "Ms. and Mrs." ahead of "Mr." rather than using the usual alphabetical order.

As a male who is sick to death of feminists who seek every opportunity to put down men, I've decided not to donate to your organization because of this. Consider it to be a boycott based on your sexist attitudes."

Are you freakin' kidding me?!!!

I wish I had that guy's life.

Really, if that's all he has to bitch about, his life must be near perfect.

It's the (Wo)Man trying to keep him down...

Suggest you reply:

Actually our webpage uses smart software and lists items in the order you most commonly select them, based on information gleaned from your cookies. Is it possible someone female has been using your computer? Otherwise, we can make counselling recommendations.....

My first inclination was to reply, "Chicks before dicks".

You should inform him that actually, "mister" comes after "missus."

But that doesn't solve for miz.

And where's Miss?

I thought it was Mrs, Miss, and Ms (for those of us who aren't a missus but most certainly aren't a Miss. Of course, I don't really know how you spell out Ms: Miz? Mz?)

"Dear sir,
I have explained your decision to Timmy Tomlinkins, who is dying of cancer, and he asked me to tell you that he fully supports your principled stand and didn't really want to go and visit his grandparents in Alaska anyway.
Than you for making the world a better place.
Bake-a-Fish."

Zen for the win...

OMG - Zen has been on frikkin FIRE lately.

Warch: check your PM