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limey 11-11-2011 02:44 PM

Will I eventually disappear?
 
So, what with eating and drinking more sensibly and an hour's swim three time a week I'm losing about a pound every couple of weeks. Everyone says you should make a lifestyle change rather than "go on a diet" and that's what I've done. I like this new lifestyle and I want to keep it. But what happens when I reach my target weight (currently on schedule for next May)? Am I going to have to add a bag of crisps on a regular basis in order to stop losing weight? I don't want to do that, so will I just disappear altogether?
(being the nerd I am I could give you a date for that if you want to put it in your diaries ...).

HungLikeJesus 11-11-2011 02:47 PM

Is the weight loss a linear function with time, or has it been decreasing?

Clodfobble 11-11-2011 02:51 PM

As you weigh less, you will also do less work just walking around and breathing and everything else. Equilibrium will hit before you disappear. :)

limey 11-11-2011 02:51 PM

Weight loss is variable, but not decreasing with time.

limey 11-11-2011 02:54 PM

Yabbut Clod I was told that muscle uses more energy so now I'm fitter all my muscle is using more calories than my fatty globules were so as I'm also eating fewer calories I'll just waste away!

BigV 11-11-2011 02:54 PM

machine translation is a comic failure. you're good to go for the foreseeable future.

"The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten."

limey 11-11-2011 03:34 PM

BigV what were you trying to translate?

BigV 11-11-2011 04:08 PM

"The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." from English to Russian then turn that Russian back into the same translator to get English again.

limey 11-11-2011 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 772130)
machine translation is a comic failure. you're good to go for the foreseeable future.

"The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten."

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 772142)
"The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." from English to Russian then turn that Russian back into the same translator to get English again.

:lol:

footfootfoot 11-11-2011 06:35 PM

Limey, you will eventually disappear but that will have more to do with what you know than what you eat.

TheMercenary 11-12-2011 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey (Post 772125)
......so will I just disappear altogether?

Yes. When your heart stops beating.

HungLikeJesus 11-12-2011 09:32 AM

If you post the data we can figure out when that will be.

ZenGum 11-12-2011 05:16 PM

Wait! Is the snark a boojum?

infinite monkey 11-12-2011 06:07 PM

What's a boojum, zenjum?

If the reports coming in are true, we were all unappeared a long time ago, or never appeared at all.

I have to process all this existentialism. ;)

ZenGum 11-12-2011 06:30 PM

Carrol, Lewis. 1874. The Hunting of the Snark (Fit the third). http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13/13-h/13-h.htm

Quote:

"He remarked to me then," said that mildest of men,
"'If your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by all means—you may serve it with greens,
And it's handy for striking a light.

"'You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—'"

("That's exactly the method," the Bellman bold
In a hasty parenthesis cried,
"That's exactly the way I have always been told
That the capture of Snarks should be tried!")

"'But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If your Snark be a Boojum! For then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again!'


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