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Big Sarge 11-01-2011 11:47 PM

Radio Ad for Firearms Training
 
See below Mason, TX. This is f-in hilarious!!!

A radio ad for a handgun training class that bars Muslims and Obama voters has sparked an investigation in Texas.

"We will attempt to teach you all the necessary information you need to obtain your [Concealed Handgun License]," the ad says. Then towards the end, it adds: "If you are a socialist liberal and/or voted for the current campaigner in chief, please do not take this class. You have already proven that you cannot make a knowledgeable and prudent decision under the law."

And then: "If you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you the class with no shame; I am Crockett Keller, thank you, and God bless America."

The ad ran for six days on KHLB, Mason's local station. It's also been heard tens of thousands of times on Youtube.

Keller, 65, has said in media interviews that he just regards the message is just common sense. "The fact is, if you are a devout Muslim, then you cannot be a true American," he told local news station KVUE, while fielding calls congratulating him for his stance. "Why should I arm these people to kill me? That's suicide."

"I call it exercising my right to choose who I instruct in how to use a dangerous weapon," he added.

But the state of Texas may disagree. The Department of Public Safety said in a statement that certified instructors of handgun training are required to comply with all applicable state and federal laws, and added: "Conduct by an instructor that denied service to individuals on the basis of race, ethnicity or religion would place that instructor's certification by the Department at risk of suspension or revocation." The department has said it has begun an investigation.

It seems unlikely that Keller will back down, though. "I'm not going to do it," he told the local news. "I will give up my license to teach before I will teach them," he said, referring to Obama voters and Muslims."

Big Sarge 11-02-2011 12:01 AM

And this us even better!!!!!!


SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. -- The Spartanburg County Sheriff is known for speaking his mind, and at a news conference on Monday, he didn't hold back his anger and frustration after a woman was attacked in a park over the weekend.

Investigators said 46-year-old Walter Lance grabbed a woman who was walking her dog in Milliken Park on Sunday afternoon. They said Lance choked the woman, made her take off her clothing and tried to rape her. (Full Story)

Lance is in custody and was denied bond on Monday.
Share Unedited: Sheriff Wright’s News ConferenceSheriff Chuck Wright opened his news conference by saying, "Our form of justice is not making it."

He said, "Carry a concealed weapon. That'll fix it."Read more: http://www.wyff4.com/news/29638219/d...#ixzz1cWMrB6V2

Lamplighter 11-02-2011 12:32 AM

The woman apparently did as she was told.
Why would he need to carry a gun ?

Sundae 11-02-2011 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 769284)
Keller, 65, has said in media interviews that he just regards the message is just common sense. "The fact is, if you are a devout Muslim, then you cannot be a true American," he told local news station KVUE.

Interesting slant on the religious freedom proposed by the Founding Fathers. They thought it was so important they enshrined it in law.

Also, I assume that if Muslims are not true Americans they should be shipped back to the heathen hellhole that spawned them. They certainly cannot live free or own businesses or vote.

Yay! Pogroms! We don't see enough of those these days.

infinite monkey 11-02-2011 07:59 AM

A true American? What a fucking asshole.

Clodfobble 11-02-2011 08:16 AM

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Keller, 65, has said in media interviews...
Whatever. You're gonna die in another 10 years. Attrition wins, fucker, and us rotten kids these days have no respect for the important principles of your generation.

Cyber Wolf 11-02-2011 10:04 AM

This guy would be terrified of me then.

SamIam 11-02-2011 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble
Whatever. You're gonna die in another 10 years. Attrition wins, fucker, and us rotten kids these days have no respect for the important principles of your generation.

Ah, but new curmudgeons are just waiting in the wings. I have come across a distressing number of them on other sites. And you rotten kids are going to get old and die, too, leaving the whole mess to yet another dissatisified generation. The beat goes on.

I actually wanna get a gun as the good sheriff suggests and take Keller's class and on the last day, inform him I voted for Obama. Then I'll shoot him with my 45 and claim self defense.

DanaC 11-02-2011 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 769289)
The woman apparently did as she was told.
Why would he need to carry a gun ?

*snort*

Dark. Funny, but dark.

Gravdigr 11-02-2011 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 769284)
..."The fact is, if you are a devout Muslim, then you cannot be a true American," he told local news station...

I proudly admit a great deal of ignorance concerning the Muslim faith, but, just how is that fact? Does it have to do with killing everything that ain't Muslim, or what? Serious question.

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 769285)
...He said, "Carry a concealed weapon. That'll fix it."...

It works. Just ask Texas. Open carry (visible weapon) works too.

BigV 11-02-2011 12:19 PM

that can't really be a serious question.

at least, it can't be a serious and complete question or you'd be confessing a great deal of ignorance about what constitutes American citizenry.

...

The plain fact it that his statement is not true. It is nonsense.

wolf 11-02-2011 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 769467)
I proudly admit a great deal of ignorance concerning the Muslim faith, but, just how is that fact? Does it have to do with killing everything that ain't Muslim, or what? Serious question.

According to this ... A muslim cannot be a loyal American citizen.

Wackiness abounds here. The site espouses a particularly rigid form of christianity, don't say I didn't warn you.

I haven't found a pro-Muslim rebuttal, but I only looked through four pages of Google search. (I'm wading my way through The American Muslim, but they have 20+ years of articles, and it's slow going).

Big Sarge 11-02-2011 10:36 PM

I thought the only true Americans are the Native Americans, but then they really crossed over from Siberia. So is there a true American by ethnic or religious standards?

BTW, I'm pro concealed carry

Gravdigr 11-03-2011 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 769479)
that can't really be a serious question.

It was.

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 769479)
at least, it can't be a serious and complete question or you'd be confessing a great deal of ignorance about what constitutes American citizenry.

Educate me on American citizenry, and why I need to know the vagaries of a religion about which I do not give the first shit, and admitted that I knew nothing of. The question, as I asked it, was complete, and genuine regarding the subject I was asking about, as narrow as it may have been.


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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 769479)
The plain fact it that his statement is not true. It is nonsense.

Never said it was or wasn't.

Gravdigr 11-03-2011 05:07 PM

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Thanks, wolf.

That's what I was wondering about. Kinda sorta.


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