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JBKlyde 10-18-2011 04:03 PM

Who is the Internet Authority??
 
I think we need cyber government. The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games and surf the net that it's getting very dangerous to even be on the net. So do we crown someone king and let the net get civilized or do we just let the "word" manifest and play it like poetic justice??

jimhelm 10-18-2011 04:05 PM

God.

God is the Internet Authority. Now go pray.

classicman 10-18-2011 04:13 PM

JB, perhaps you were not aware, But jimhelm heads the internet surveillance team for the UN.
His cover story is that he works at a car dealership, but older posters know the truth.

You may want to submit your questions or concerns directly to him, but be careful.
If he doesn't like you he can have your IP permanently banned from ever accessing the internet again.
In short, Jim IS the internet God.

Have a Blessed Day.

JBKlyde 10-18-2011 04:21 PM

Quote:

God.

God is the Internet Authority. Now go pray
I can live with that.

Undertoad 10-18-2011 04:41 PM

Can He create a firewall so impenetrable that even He cannot bypass it?

ZenGum 10-18-2011 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 764906)
The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games and surf the net that it's getting very dangerous to even be on the net.

How is that dangerous?

HungLikeJesus 10-18-2011 10:04 PM

They should be out occupying a park.

monster 10-18-2011 10:11 PM

They play angry birds. god did not create the birds to be angry. A bird brought the olive branch....

Aliantha 10-18-2011 10:21 PM

I had a dream about angry birds last night. I think it was thanks to looking at lola's cookies!

monster 10-18-2011 10:36 PM

You ladies need to keep looking at each other's cookies to yourselves. interwebs gubberment will surely not allow such things!

sexobon 10-18-2011 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 764906)
... or do we just let the "word" manifest ...

Perhaps we need a set of virtual commandments, a baker's dozen (10 if you want to go metric), to guide us:

#1. Thou shalt not post about the "word" in Nothingland.

["Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters"]

Blasphemy!

jimhelm 10-19-2011 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 765002)
You ladies need to keep looking at each other's cookies to yourselves. interwebs gubberment will surely not allow such things!

I lolled

jimhelm 10-19-2011 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 765016)
Perhaps we need a set of virtual commandments, a baker's dozen (10 if you want to go metric), to guide us:

#1. Thou shalt not post about the "word" in Nothingland.

["Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters"]

Blasphemy!

#2. Thou shalt not Troll.

sexobon 10-19-2011 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 764906)
... The net is becoming so populated by people who don't do anything thing other than play games ... So do we crown someone king and let the net get civilized or do we just let the "word" manifest ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 764988)
They play angry birds. god did not create the birds to be angry. A bird brought the olive branch....

Is this a revelation, are you saying, that "bird" IS the "word?"

ZenGum 10-19-2011 03:40 AM

:lol: :notworthy:


Well played, sir!


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