APB: Cellarites (you wish were ) missing.
 

did 'ja hear the one about the midget psychic who escaped from prison?

police issued an APB... "small medium at large"

ohhh man, I kill me.


:D :D :D :D :D

grynch is on report.

tell it to my butler

The midget psychic? He already knows.

Just keep him away from the badgers, man, they've got the taste for blood.

I used to hang out with Nostradamus a lot. We'd go out drinking and I'd tell him my problems. He'd listen and say, "I know. I know. I know."

I used to go out drinking with Tutankamun. He said I reminded him of his mummy.
He had a very dry wit that way.

I was watching a trial where a 92 year old man was accused of rape. He was charged with assault with a dead weapon. He was acquitted because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

My neice said she wanted a pet spider. I went to the pet store and they were $120. So I got one off the web instead.

didja hear the one about the baby seal who walked into a bar..
the bartender asked "what'll ya have mate`?"
baby seal said ... "anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks please"
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didja hear the one about the baby seal ( another one ) who walked into a club?

what a tragedy.



( so happy there is not a groan button here )

Actually there is. :f188:

Heheh....I like this thread. These jokes actually make me smile. :p: