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Big Sarge 07-25-2011 01:12 PM

Recurring Dream/Fantasy
 
I have been experiencing a recurring dream or fantasy where I am married to "sister wives" who dwell in the Cellar. Do you think this is a healthy fantasy? Oh, the ladies are Monster, IM, Jill, and SamIam. Anyone else have similar dreams?

jimhelm 07-25-2011 01:35 PM

what does 'sister-wife' mean?

HungLikeJesus 07-25-2011 01:57 PM

It's a southern thing.

BigV 07-25-2011 02:19 PM

heh... southern Utah.

Big Sarge 07-25-2011 03:42 PM

It's from the reality tv series about the mormon with 4 wives.

Spexxvet 07-25-2011 04:13 PM

Oh, I thought you married your sisters.;)

Big Sarge 07-25-2011 05:24 PM

Nope. I'd have to be from Arkansas for that.

Gravdigr 07-25-2011 06:02 PM

I'm just going to sit quietly. Over here.

classicman 07-25-2011 06:45 PM

That would be a recurring nightmare, but ... to each his own.

Big Sarge 07-26-2011 07:24 AM

Gravdigr come on. We all know you had a secret fling with Monster

infinite monkey 07-26-2011 07:27 AM

It is not a healthy fantasy, as it is so far from reality as to seem bordering on delusional psychosis. I mean, think about it (if you need to go to your happy place to do this, you may) can you picture any of the four of us blushing and giggling all girly-like at your Barney Fife meets Oliver Hardy antics? It might keep one or two of us amused for a couple of hours, but we'll want more. Even the company of three other amazing and fascinating women won't be enough to abate our eventual boredom. In fact, it might throw a real spanner into the works. We'll start to remember what is actually available out there in the real world.

But thanks for thinking of us. ;)

Big Sarge 07-26-2011 04:38 PM

I'm crushed. Look, I know all of you have secretly lusted after my hot bod. We could all live together down by the old sewage lagoon in a little cabin and have a brood of kids

richlevy 07-26-2011 08:02 PM

Your ego would have lasted maybe 3 minutes before being crushed. (oops, too late)
Your body would have followed shortly after.

Consider yourself lucky.

Spexxvet 07-27-2011 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 746793)
I'm crushed. Look, I know all of you have secretly lusted after my hot bod.

It's your cold body that overwhelmed them.;)

Big Sarge 07-27-2011 01:40 PM

Ok, I'm thick headed but I can understand Im's point. I can see how the women will quickly become jealous of my attention. Now I'm thinking about forming a small commune. Let's see, I could hook up with IM. Gravdigr and Monster would be a great pair. I have the perfect woman picked out for UG but I dare not speak her name in fear that she would shove my head up my ass. For diversity, we need Sheldon. Oh let's not forget Emma and Pensive Pam, they could come too. Maybe we could do a reality show like "Big Brother"?


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