I was walking along
 

And there was this cat. He was calico. He had two ears. Then he ran.

I saw the mailman. He waved.

Fish sometimes swim around this way and that. It's pretty freaking cool.

I didn't know where else to put this. I thought it deserved its own thread. ;)

She was walking along, minding her business, when out of an orange colored sky, Flash! , Bam!, Alakazam!, A two eared calico cat walked by.

There she was, just a-walkin down the street...

Singing doo-wah, diddy dum, diddy do
She looked good!
She looked fine!

Infi, I like your use of clean, simple sentences. Can I quote you?

The blackbirds are gorging themselves on unripe cherries this year.

I have no idea whether they eat the stones too.
That would certainly make their poo more dangerous. It could crack windscreens.

Also, if I decided that cherry-stuffing would improve their flavour and started to trap them in my garden, would I have to worry about errant stones?

I do not want to crack my teeth.

In truth I suspect I would have to remove the insides anyway, so it is a moot point.
Shot can lodge in any part of the bird, whereas cherry stones will only be found in the digestive system.

Unless you hunt with a slingshot loaded with cherry stones.

The woods are lovely dark and deep