What Do You Call It? (NSFW Words)
 

I've placed an asterisk beside my favorites...A pink one.;)

May we have the male counterpart?

Fish Taco
"The Happiest Place on Earth"

paging Sheldon...

nappy dugout (from the movie Bullworth)
Peach fish
Rubyfruit jungle

You need to ask Wolf for input.
Not because of her nuthouse experience, but because I sent her a Profanisaurus for Kwanzaa. As far as I recall, every other entry is another word for the Axe Wound/ Gash/ Lady Garden/ Front Bottom/ Love Tunnel.

As well as related terms like moip, fanny batter (probably means something different over there) slop on. bottled Bass and blip.

In the movie 'BitchSlap' there is this gem of a quote:

(paraphrasing) "I'm gone for five minutes and I come back to find you two axe-wounds bashing gash!!"

AKA bumping doughnuts.
A phrase gifted to me by Shaun of the Dead, where Matt "blink and you'll miss me" Lucas has it on his t-shirt in the Dunkin Donuts font. It was suggested as Nick Frost's t-shirt, but they couldn't get clearance. They went with the more subtle I Got Wood instead.

MMMMmmmmmm, doughnuts ............

Birth Cannon! I will have to share that one at work! L&D ladies will love it. :D

Some are hilarious...I remember a list we got in Human Sex(uality) in college.

But again I'll say about those fish and other smelly creatures references: either y'all need to find cleaner, less diseased women, or man up to your inner disgust of women.

I agree. I have only met one woman who smelled something close and I was a late teen. But on the other hand there are issues that lend the imagination to wander for an excuse as to why they stink.

I had the tuna taco earlier.

It was divine.

:yum:

what about your animosity towards fish? Why all the piscine hating?

As you can see in the whoring of the posts thread, I champion fishies and all the wonderful things they can do.

[10 year old boy humor, which is appropriate, innit?] he said 'piscine'. sounds like peeing [/10 year old boy humor]