the cellars own damn you auto correct
 

This us where we can post our messages. Well maybe not messages but there us one rule...you cannot correct authority correct if posting from your phone. You can talk, range, or go happy go lucky here. You just can't fix what authority correct domestic.

ok a somewhat paraphrase here...post anything. this is a happy, or pissed, or whatever feeling thread. only when you post your whatever feeling, if you can, do it from your cell phone. authority correct above is what my droid turned auto correct into.....

I post exclusively from a computer and a browser, not a machine that offers autocorrect. It does suggest spellings different from what I've selected. For example, it's underlined the word autocorrect here, SUGGESTING that I should look at it and change it. I'll see what it suggests inside these quotes "auto correct" was the top choice.

*sigh*

Not as funny as DYAC. That shit is dangerously funny.

Wait ... autocorrect doesn't recognise "autocorrect"? :eyebrow:

At least spellcheckers now recognise "spellchecker". That took years.

Eye. Autocorrect if you use a space gives you authority correct. Hmmmm coincidence?

I started reading this post and I thought I was having a stroke.

Fuggit - can't find where the other ones were posted, so its going here.

Omg. Mom got bukkakaed.... (auto correct on my iPad wanted that to be bucket....

I call BS on mom bukkakaed. What mother would share that with her daughter?

Adolescent boy fantasy

Well, if you consider that Robby is her brother, it makes perfect sense.

I think many of the posts on dyac are bogus.

I saw something about the woman who runs that somewhere. She was saying "I just don't think there are that many people who sit around and make up fake auto-corrects." Uh, Hi Lady...have you met the interwebz?

Also, I read that you had to have typed the word in at one time when it gives you a funny correction. I assure you, I had never had occasion to type "haggis" when it auto-corrected to that from... oh heck I don't even remember. I'll have to go back and find that post.

eta: Oh yeah, I remembered: it was my old phone and I was attempting to type HAHAHAHHAA. But it filled in haggis.