This Is Your First And Last Warning
 

It is now a matter of hours until The New World Order.

And, no, it will not be SFW.

Are we getting carpet bombed with horseload.gif or something?
Maybe a bunch of fatty porn? Operation Rolling Thunder Cottage Cheese Thighs?

Tick tock, tick tock.

Will it be televised?

It could, maybe, perhaps, possibly, in the right circumstance be televised.

However, there will be no Cocoa Puffs.

there will, however, be plenty of kuckoo.

Should I lay out a tarp?

A moist towelette perhaps.

Should I bring sandwiches?

Cucumber ones with no crusts for English high tea. (Here I need an emoticon for a Japanese girl clap).

I think someone should also bring strawberries and cream.

SCONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...but not biscuits.

No, not biscuits. but let's cut 'is 'ed off anyway.