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Trilby 01-18-2011 10:04 AM

Isn't it NICE!
 
Isn't it nice how, despite having five (FIVE!) heart attacks, Dick Cheney still has insurance? AND his home? AND the luxury of contemplating whether he wants a transplant or not?

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

What do YOU think is NICE?

Shawnee123 01-18-2011 10:09 AM

I think it's very NICE for Mr Cheney. It's GOOD that he can live to shoot friend's faces, snort derisively, grunt a few times, and keep evil on the right track.

I also think it is really NICE that celebrities can purchase babies. Cost is no object. It's downright LOVELY. ;)

Perry Winkle 01-18-2011 10:17 AM

It's NICE that rich white people have problems.

Shawnee123 01-18-2011 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle (Post 706344)
It's NICE that rich white people have problems.

psssst: ix-nay on the oblems-pray. You'll get ished-way into the ornfield-cay! :eek:

Sundae 01-18-2011 02:05 PM

I think it's NICE that David Cameron is going to give people choice again in the NHS and in education.
He's going to ensure that people can have medical treatment where they want to.
This is great, because The Royal Bucks Hospital in Aylesbury used to have an A&E department. I choose to be treated there if I am in need in future.

Also if Dad has heart problems in future he won't be taken to High Wycombe, and then trasferred to Hounslow for the actual operation - he can choose to be treated in Stoke Mandeville hospital which is on the Aylesbury bus route - much more convenient for Mum (and me - I wasn't living here last time).

And it means that the local GP surgery will start taking appointments again. Which will really help Mum & Dad because at the moment they have to go three miles across town (I'm in a newer practice 10 mins walk away - I'll probably transfer back though). Not sure what they're going to do about the dentist that's taken over the old GP surgery though. Or maybe everyone will just cram into the small remaining section which is now a dedicated children's clinic.

AND - parents can choose where to send their children to school.
Yay! No more closure of village schools, no more parents complaining that their child has to travel 5 miles when there is a school in the next road but it's oversubscribed.
Funny, the school I'm at is over-subscribed. I wonder where we will put all the extra children next year? I seem to remember someone saying we were oversubscribed by 50%. Ooh! That's going to be a squeeze!

Perry Winkle 01-18-2011 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 706434)
Funny, the school I'm at is over-subscribed. I wonder where we will put all the extra children next year? I seem to remember someone saying we were oversubscribed by 50%. Ooh! That's going to be a squeeze!

Offer the option to take class via webcast?

Rhianne 01-18-2011 03:18 PM

Like his Daddy, David Cameron went to Eton, if we really have choice in education let's all choose to send our children there.

monster 01-18-2011 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle (Post 706473)
Offer the option to take class via webcast?

weed the herd and use the cullings to make healthier school lunches

Perry Winkle 01-18-2011 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 706482)
weed the herd and use the cullings to make healthier school lunches

Those vegan kindergarteners are tasty and low in cholesterol.

monster 01-18-2011 03:46 PM

Isn't it NICE that people can feel so righteous that they duplicate work because they assume it isn't being done because no-one is as awesome as they are and don't actually bother to ask? Especially when they pick and choose the easy showy bits and don't even consider the real hold-it-all-together jobs. LOVELY indeed. SUPER to be so AWESOME.

Shawnee123 01-18-2011 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 706485)
Isn't it NICE that people can feel so righteous that they duplicate work because they assume it isn't being done because no-one is as awesome as they are and don't actually bother to ask? Especially when they pick and choose the easy showy bits and don't even consider the real hold-it-all-together jobs. LOVELY indeed. SUPER to be so AWESOME.

I used to work with her. Yeah, she was SUPER. And is still SUPERLY climbing over the backs of those she's stabbed, while she picks the glory projects and toots her own NICE horn. Now she's someone else's DARLING problem.

monster 01-18-2011 04:02 PM

She's had a sex change op......

Sheldonrs 01-18-2011 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 706491)
She's had a sex change op......

So now she HAS one as well as IS one. :-)

Sundae 01-18-2011 04:06 PM

I think she always had an arsehole

footfootfoot 01-18-2011 04:09 PM

I think it's NICE and I take solace in the fact that no one escapes death regardless of welath, social status, whatever. World-wide death rate holding steady at 100%!


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