Branston Pickle, PG tips, what next?
 

One of our local mega marts has a small "ethnic" section that includes UK items. I scored some Branston Pickle and some PG Tips. Apart from Ploughman's Lunch what else can I do with the Branston pickle apart from eating it out of the jar with a spoon?

nothing. it's disgusting.

Cheese and pickle sandwich.

Serve with grilled cheese. Slice of toast, spoon of branston, top with sliced cheese. broil.

Bring out the Branston. that used to be the slogan.

It's disgusting? Now you tell me.
What else should I avoid from the UK?

Marmite.

monster!

;)

Jimmy Saville.

they have colored toilet roll in the UK. At least they used to. And patterned.

...or did i mean african-british toilet paper?

Both owned by unilver.

We used to have colored, um, er...paper of color, too...but everyone was saying there was some paper of color disease running around, and they quit making paper of color. I remember that in HS. We thought it was hilarious, but you don't find much paper of color around here anymore.

bring out the Hellmans doesn't exactly trip off the tongue in the same way does it? And what is the point of cholesterol-free mayonnaise? My grandad used to serve Imaginary mayonnaise alongside the Hellmans real mayonnaise.

yeah, there was a rumor you could get ass-cancer from it. But we poo-pooed that.

Bring out yer dead.

I don't know if I'm just that slow or I'm really missing those posts, but I saw my error immediately. :bonk: