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classicman

12-01-2010 08:59 PM

Reduce the Deficit

Here is a game where you can do it yourself. Give it a shot. It doesn't take long.

Aliantha

12-01-2010 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starring_Emma (Post 697665)

Emma's
How to reduce the deficit plan

1. 3 month welfare cap. If you can't find a job in 3 month then you're not trying.

2. Pay it back former dead beat. If you were on welfare and you now have a job pay back the money.

3. Castrate intercity criminals. Drug crimes, armed robbery crimes and gang crimes. The type of people who commit these crimes make babies who grow up to commit these same crimes.

4. Give people who watch FOX NEWS and listen to Rush a tax brake. It's a well known fact that conservatives use less government than liberals do. Less liberals = less deficit

5. Take Iraqs oil as payback for our liberating them.

I lol'd

Bullitt

12-01-2010 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 697673)

I lol'd

Has to be a sock puppet.

Urbane Guerrilla

12-01-2010 11:07 PM

Too raw, Bullitt. I think we can rightly take la Emma at face value. She's too inclined to troll, but this seems her sole sin.

Aliantha

12-01-2010 11:59 PM

And her only trick too UG. Don't get sucked in just because she seems to share your political views to a point.

Urbane Guerrilla

12-02-2010 12:18 AM

Oh, I'm not. Raw, crude, immature -- but not I think a detriment to the Republic just by existing.

Griff

12-02-2010 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starring_Emma (Post 697665)

intercity criminals

Ha! At least we know this isn't UG. Would intercity criminals be mostly bankers and politicians?

Sundae

12-02-2010 09:19 AM

Intercity. Like intercity trains. Damn those long distance travelling criminals!

Griff

12-02-2010 04:48 PM

Easy for the cops though, just pick up a train schedule.

Shawnee123

12-02-2010 05:33 PM

I could have been an intercity criminal had Kasich not come along and put the kibosh on the plans for an Ohio railway system. grumble grumble.

tw	12-02-2010 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starring_Emma (Post 697665)

4. Give people who watch FOX NEWS and listen to Rush a tax brake.

Wow. Give Rush a brake for Christmas. Then all deficits are stopped. Nobody knew until Emma arrived.

Maybe we should spend more for anti-lock tax brakes? No. Locking type is necessary for intercity criminals.

TheMercenary

12-06-2010 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 697673)

I lol'd

LOL!

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