I wonder if there will be a holy roller...coaster.
 

No next is the Holy Water Park.

I wonder how they get around employment laws?
I mean I guess there will be no gay employees. And probably no black employees.

Still, I suppose it's no more bizarre than the grottos of humans suffering torture at the hands of devils in the afterlife that are prevalent in the East. (Far East I mean, not Eastern Seaboard)

I wonder if the admission is equal to 30 pieces of silver.

I wonder if there's a giftshop called Cheeses of Nazareth?

I could get a job there twice a day.

Right next to the Loaves and Fishes food court.

I can't wait to go on the Mary-go-round.

Will they have Jesus-Jumped-up-Christ-on-a-Pony Rides do ya reckon?

Let's hope they have Wedding At Cana wine tasting!

I just want to get nailed.

don't get hung up about it, shel

Then don't try to cross me!

I've got to admit it sounds like more fun than most of the pilgrimages I've read about. :facepalm:

Cana wine? I thought a box o' wine was in poor taste...:headshake