Great lines
 

My favorite movies/tv shows are the witty ones. This was from a House we watched recently:

Dr. Gregory House: Now go stick a needle up her hoo-hoo and find that cancer.
[goes into his office]
Dr. Eric Foreman: [shakes his head and smiles]
Dr. Robert Chase: [looks confused] Hoo-hoo?
Dr. Eric Foreman: He went to Hopkins.

"The Hammer" is my penis.

One of my favorite House-isms:

House (to a five year old girl at her daycare): Do you have hair in your nono place?
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from "Unforgiven":

Little Bill Daggett: You'd be William Munny, outta Kansas. Killer of women and children.

William Munny: That's right, I killed women. And children. Killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill.

I couldn't find it with google, but I remember House saying something like "If you are assuming, you make an ass out of u, and some guy named Ming." But I don't think that was quite right.

An early M*A*S*H espisode: Trapper walks into the tent and asks Frank "What's so absorbing, junior?" No laugh track, so it was like an Easter Egg. I never forgot that line.

I like English Hugh Laurie. :sniff:

Mary Wilke: I'm honest, whaddya want? I say what's on my mind and, if you can't take it, well then fuck off!

Isaac Davis: And I like the way you express yourself too, y'know, it's pithy yet degenerate. You get many dates?

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Isaac Davis: I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.


from Manhattan

Come on, Shawnee, that was deliberate... and better than the original :lol:

Hahahahah! Seriously, HOUSE was taking the original (which I believe I first heard on the TV on McHale's Navy...the ass of u and me thing) and making it into the joke which I alluded to. I really don't remember how he said it, though. It might have been "When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of U and some guy named mption" but that doesn't sound right either.

:)

There's a bunch of great lines in Ghostbusters. One of my favorites:

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

Upon seeing a stack of books in the library, Dr Venkman says wryly: No HUMAN could stack books like that.

Old Lodge Skins: Don't worry my son, you will be back with us, I dreamed it last night. I saw you with your wives
Jack Crabb: Wives, Grandfather?

Old Lodge Skins: Yes, there were three... or four, it was hard to tell. It was very dark in your teepee and they were under buffalo rugs as you crawled among them. Anyway, it was a great copulation.

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Jack Crabb: Grandfather, I have a white wife.

Old Lodge Skins: You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard.

Jack Crabb: Yes, Grandfather.

Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?

Jack Crabb: Well sure, Grandfather.

Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me even more. I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all

from Little Big Man

Weird coincidence. I saw that for the first time this past weekend. Good movie.

I haven't seen it in a long time. It is great!

"It is a good day to die! Thank You for making me a Human Being! ...."

Sonny: So what country do you want to go to?

Sal: Wyoming

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Leon: He won't listen to anybody. He's been very crazy all summer. Since June he's been trying to kill me

from Dog Day Afternoon