Gorilla Sex
 

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Kibabu the gorilla's inability to produce children has become an embarrassing problem for Taronga Zoo in Sydney.

The zoo management's proposal for an artificial insemination programme using manual stimulation of the sedated gorilla was vetoed by zookeepers.

One zookeeper refused to take matters into her own hands sayng, "It's too bloody dangerous. What if he wakes up?"

If he wakes up- you're screwed.